Subject: Shopping
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked
up three cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash
register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof
that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy cat food to eat, and the
management wants proof that you are actually buying the cat food for your
cat." So the lady goes home, gets her cat and comes back to the store
where she is allowed to purchase the cat food.
The next day she tried to buy three cans of dog food, but ran into the same problem. She had to show the dog before they would sell her the dog food.
So she went home got her dog, brought it back to the store and was sold
the dog food.
The next day the lady brought in a box with a hole in it. She asked the
girl at the counter to stick her finger into the hole. "No, you might have
a snake in there." The little old lady assured her there was nothing in
the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box
and pulled it out and said to the lady, "That smells like shit!"
"It is, smiled the little old lady, now can I have three rolls of toilet
paper?"
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