Please become a Christian, Gweggy! Apparently, you qualify!! -g-
"Finally, let your unsaved friends know they needn’t be good people to become Christians. Our faith teaches that we all come up short—we all sin. But by accepting Jesus, all our sins are forgiven – both our sins of the past and the ones we will inevitably commit in the future! In fact, even those committing the most evil acts imaginable will still go to Heaven, so long as they are saved. The bottom line is that being a Christian is the easiest lifestyle one could ever adopt. You need no courage, no self-esteem and no motivation. In fact, those lacking anything other than the abject desire for something better than what they now have are prime candidates for salvation. Typically, these people turn to alcohol, drugs, sex, food or some other vice. Those crutches cause liver cirrhosis, heart attacks, venereal disease and obesity. Christianity has none of those ill side effects. It’s sugar-free, fat-free and Satan-free. With this message in hand, you should have no difficulty dramatically improving the success of your witnessing and gaining new entrants to the church. After all, once your friends know that the characteristics of which they are most ashamed are precisely the characteristics that make up a True Christian®, they should have no trouble substituting Jesus for the bottle." CHUCKLES!! |
