OFF TOPIC-JOKE-They should have ozonated!
Two cannibals were walking through the jungle talking when the first
> mentioned to the second that he had a belly ache.
>
> The second cannibal asked, "Well, did you eat anything out of the
> ordinary lately?"
>
> "No," replied the first, "All I've eaten recently was a missionary."
>
> "Hmm," said the second, "And how did you cook him?"
>
> "I boiled him as usual," replied the first.
>
> The second asked, "Was he tall, thin and wearing a black robe with a
> white collar?"
>
> "No" replied the first, "He was short, fat, balding, and wore a brown
> robe."
>
> "Ah ha!" exclaimed the second, "There's your problem, you shouldn't
> have boiled him. That was a Friar!" |
