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To: Canuck Dave who wrote (11906)10/10/1999 2:35:00 PM
From: John Carragher   of 62554
 
Heading For Heaven

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you
want to go to heaven?"

The man replied, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked a second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you
die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group
together to go right now."
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