Oh, Janet,
And you were just starting to like us. We should never have revealed this to you yet. Now you won't feel safe.
Did anyone else notice that the group of meateaters-and I add Freddy and Thomas to that list--are a strongly opinionated, outspoken and even nasty group? Excluding me, of course, who finds it easier to go through life expressing theories rather than opinions so as not to have to take responsibility. That's why I'd make a rather insubstantial dessert--penni trifle? Janice, on the other hand, is far too spicy for dessert--unless it were Devil's Food Cake maybe-or Lemon Tart. (oops-double entendre-sorry, J!)) Or she could be an appetizer with lots of jalape¤o..
Do you think that means anything?? Are more meateaters conservatives? I bet there've been studies. We probably paid for them with our tax dollars-right, Michael?
In your honor, we'll have spinach and rice tonight, Janet. Please don't think less of us. We are at heart good people, despite our reprehensible dietary habits. |
