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Politics : GOPwinger Lies/Distortions/Omissions/Perversions of Truth

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To: American Spirit who wrote (122929)5/13/2008 1:21:54 PM
From: one_less  Read Replies (2) of 173976
 
Your Hometown news as heard on the streets of Idiotville.

"A trucker called to thank all of the courteous drivers he had run across." – Idiotville radio announcer

"An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement." – Idiotville Politician

""There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than hanging around like this. Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline?" " Idiotville sportscaster

"We have two incredibly credible witnesses here." - Idiotville lawyer

"He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet." – Idiotville advocate

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Idiotville Police blotter

“Police arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.”

A man shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

The City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

A man stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

When two service station attendants refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
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