*** Response from the NetWork ***
The drums, the music and the Xecom theme song:
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In a recent letter a viewer asked: What does Evangelist Lanza do for sit-com Xecom, and exactly what is the nature of his consulting to the SEE-BS network?" Evamgelist Lanza kindly and promptly responsed in the following manner (Please see techstocks.com ).
"... I talk to investors if they call for me. I talk to brokers. I talk to institutions, Major investment bankers, fund management, and other corperate presidents in the telecomunications industry. I go to confrences, so I can have a better understanding of our industry, (so I can see through all the BS that comes our way). I talk with atorneys. When I talk with presidents, I push to find out what they think of Xecom. I am not going to blow my own horn, but I have helped point things out. "
This reporter believes Evangelist Lanza is too humble to express the wide range of duties that he performs for the SEE-BS network. To summarize Evangelist's duties, here are the top 10 actions Evangelist Lanza performs for SEE-BS and in particular for its hit sit-com Xecom:
10. He parys to god once every 14 minutes and 30 seconds (24 hours a day) - he is very precise - and asks him to take away all communist Canadians who short the stock.
9. Because of his connection with Oral Roberts and the religious community, Evangelist Lanza has the ability to perform out of body experiements. These experiements are directed toward attracting more viewers (share holders) to the sit-com thus offseting the communist Canadians actions of shorting Xecom!
8. How dare you ask what Evangelist is doing for Xecom?! The latest ratings show that Xecom is the Best Show SEE-BS has ever produced!
7. He provides Xecom management with special smokable stuff! These are the same stuff that he, himself, is smoking all the time.
6. He drives a truck for the company!
5. He sings for the company!?!
4. He is a dancer, dancing on behalf of the company in night clubs in Texas where the majority of soldier contracts have been signed!
3. He is a great thinker!
2. He does to the company what the company does to the share holders!
And the number 1 answer to the question of: What is it that Evangelist Lanza does for Xecom? (in the words of JFK):
Ask NOT what Lanza is doing for Xecom, ask what Xecom is doing for Lanza! |
