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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (12347)1/26/2021 5:05:34 AM
From: FBN MarCom  Read Replies (1) of 12465
 
They ask: "Is the earth really being controlled by shape-shifting reptilian aliens that are able to manipulate human societies?"

"Not true. Not true at all," God replies.

The conspiracy theorists look at each other and say in unison: "This conspiracy goes higher than we thought!"
Dear Team Member Mitchell,

Please note that FBN internal memos are indeed, confidential-only. Both, Corporate Comms and Legal Counsel advise that recorded conversations with other-world Deities are not disclosable. Whilst God has provided some direction at FBN BoD meetings, Chairman Bezos has yet to declare The Almighty as a business advisor who can provide opportunity where it is most needed. Yes, it does "go higher than ... " and this reinforces the need for Super-Secret-HUSH-hush. Thanks for keeping this on "the DL". Do not wear horned-buffalo-heads to the Capitol meeting.

Don't forget next week's "Break Room Rhumba" contest! Everybody's hot floor moves are appreciated!

cc: Exec Communications
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