Ho!Ho!Ho!
You Know You're Gonner Annoy Your EXSO-holics-mates This Christmas
when:
1.Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to
bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the
floor.
2.Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to
get off.
3.Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it.
4.Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting,
"Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
5.Hang mistle-toe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or
leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.
6.Hang a stocking with your roommates name on it. Collect coal and
sharp objects in it. If s/he asks, say "you've been very naughty this
year."
7.Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about
how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
8.Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (I.E. "You know, I
saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistle-toe last
night.")
9.Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.
10.Sing: "All I want for Christmas is my roommate's two front teeth..."
11.Give your roommate the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas
song.
12.Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its
head. When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically "it didn't work!"
13.Whip your roommate screaming "now Dasher, now Dancer, now
Donner, and Blitzen, etc."
14.Tear down all your roommate's Christmas decorations yelling "Bah
Humbug!"
15.Wake up every morning screaming "Ghost of Christmas Future,
please have mercy on my soul!"
16.Tell your roommate you're moving out. Santa's buying you a house
on 34th Street.
17.Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When
your roommate asks, tell him/her "I had to let them stay here, there's
no room at the inn."
18.Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best
parts first.
19.Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate's friends
"give it a yank."
20.Ring jingle bells maniacally saying "every time a bell rings an angel
gets his wings." |
