Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby
began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan
turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time.
I'm gonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big,
Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?"
Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still
gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her
skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young
woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and
began to breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure
amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works." |
