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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica?

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To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (13078)	4/8/1998 6:27:00 AM
From: Dwight E. Karlsen	of 20981

"Slicky Willy" by Dr. Seuss. If this has been posted already, a thousand pardons. I thought is was very cute and funny: MR. STARR: "I AM STARR, STARR I ARE. I'M A BRILLIANT BARRI-STAR. I'M HERE TO ASK, AS YOU'LL SOON SEE, DID YOU GROPE MISS LEW-IN-SKY? DID YOU GROPE HER IN YOUR HOUSE? DID YOU GROPE BENEATH HER BLOUSE? DID SHE GIVE YOU GIFTS & TIES? WERE YOU SPIED BY PRYING EYES?" MR. CLINTON: "I DID NOT DO THAT HERE OR THERE! I DID NOT DO THAT ANYWHERE! I DID NOT DO THAT IN A CHAIR! I WENT NOT NEAR HER GIANT HAIR! I DID NOT JOIN-EVEN FOR FUN, THE MILE HIGH CLUB IN AIR FORCE ONE, SO STOW YOUR FEATHERS & YOUR TAR, I DID NOT DO HER STARR YOU ARE!" MR. STARR: "DID YOU SMILE? DID YOU FLIRT? DID YOU PEEK BENEATH HER SKIRT? [LOL :))] AND DID YOU TELL THE GIRL TO LIE, WHEN CALLED UPON TO TESTIFY?" MR. CLINTON: "THAT IS IT, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! I DO NOT LIKE YOU STARR YOU ARE! I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY MORE! IN FACT, I THINK I'LL STAR A WAR! THE PUBLIC'S EASY TO DISTRACT, WHEN BOMBS ARE FALLING ON IRAQ!"

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