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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Karin who wrote (1305)2/5/1999 10:25:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2733
 
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol
bottles such as:

13. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
an asshole.

11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same
boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash
your head in.

10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to "thay shings
like thish."

9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your pants.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you
can't remember).

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really big guy
named Bubba.

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that people
are laughing with you.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-
space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may
seem to literally disappear.

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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