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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Karin who wrote (1329)2/7/1999 8:59:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a

terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the

saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the old

ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at

least some of his money with him when he died.

He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw

enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed

her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them

directly above his bed. His plan was that when he passed

away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to

heaven.

Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's

wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten

pillow cases stuffed with cash. "Oh, that darned old fool,"

she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money

in the basement."
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