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To: Forest Gump who wrote (1334)9/21/1998 12:24:00 PM
From: The Street   of 2640
 
Top Ten Signs You're About To Be Impeached

10. When you call to congratulate Mark McGwire, he lets his machine get it.
9. Your press secretary keeps introducing you as "President William Milhous
Clinton."
8. You're invited to appear on Jeopardy's "Impeached Presidents Week."
7. Tipper Gore's in your office measuring it for drapes.
6. Even the sluttiest new intern won't give you the time of day.
5. Library of Congress stops letting you sign out books.
4. You walk into the Capitol commissary and 500 people simultaneously say,
"Shhh! He's here!"
3. Somebody changed the locks on Monica Lewinsky.
2. Suddenly, everyone's kissing Al Gore's big cinderblock ass.
1. Your new Secret Service code name: "Roadkill."

From the Letterman Show
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