If you believe in the Easter Bunny, then NVID has a story for you!!!
The geniuses behind a failed video rental business in Sarasota have made an amazing breakthrough in microbiology! And, as this thread's header discloses, "Preliminary marketing research indicates that world wide sales potential for this highly profitable product is as high as $30,000,000,000 ($30 billion) per year!"
Do not be misled by the "Energy Creatures" who will attempt to poison your minds with evil heresies, such as:
(1) noting that $30 billion per year exceeds even the wildest claims ever attempted by the Bre-X hypesters;
(2) There is no objective evidence that their product even exists, much less works;
(3) A visit to their HQ in Sarasota found, "There was no visual evidence of NVID in the office"; see techstocks.com
(4) These heretics will even question the existence of NVID itself!! (see techstocks.com )
If one of these "Energy Creatures" threatens you with "rational thought", just close your eyes, your ears and your minds, chant "DNFTEC", and BUY MORE STOCK!
Of course Microsafe is the next Microsoft! After all, we did all see a small pink bunny laying multicolored eggs yesterday, didn't we?
Peace,
Droog
PS to Randy Federspill - The only logical inference I can draw from the sequence of posts 1348-1356 is that you have elevated me to the status of "Energy Creature". I am not worthy! |
