Commentaries on Waiting For CDMA
Qudiot:
Let us turn to the patent, Waiting For CDMA, which has an
important message for us. Who is this patent jury that these
people are waiting for? Is it not clearly creative? What
this investment is showing us is that people who only wait
for CDMA, who do not welcome CDMA into their TDMA hearts,
lead meaningless lives of quiet desperation. It is only the
love of CDMA blah, blah, blah...
Marxist:
Waiting For CDMA is an essential parable of the class
struggle. On one side we have the ultimate capitalist, Wall
Street, remote, invisible, powerful, whose caprices dictate
trivia in the lives of the working class. On the other hand
we have representatives of the working class, alienated,
leading meaningless lives at the behest and convenience of
the AMPS class. This standard shows what happens when
the AMPS class does not unite, and no roaming is
possible. It is only when the AMPS class unites blah blah
blah...
Freudian:
Waiting For CDMA is a rationalized dream scene which
symbolically expresses the fundamental nature of separation
anxiety. Off stage we have the absent frequency bands, all
powerful, loved and needed, but not present. On stage we
have avatars of the essential Q-child, neurotically cycling
through different defense mechanisms, early rectal and
cranial inversion blah blah blah....
Artsy-Fartsy:
Waiting For CDMA is a seminal work of San Diego. The
peculiar deadness in life of the action, illuminates the
intrinsic death of the engineer and investor mentality
which, when stripped of artistic sensibility, is reduced to
apparent meaninglessness. However the standard shows us that
even within the restricted lives of the emasculated
philistine engineer, there are layers upon layers of OSI
symbolism. Blah blah blah...
Feminist:
Waiting For CDMA epitomizes the bankruptcy of the
patriarchy. Womyn is not present in this obsessive nightmare
of phallocentric hierarchy save for the misogynist "servant
as symbolic woman" antenna. CDMA is the antithesis of the
fertility, distant, inaccessible, cold, cellular and
masculine with a ridiculous, broken antenna. Blah
blah blah...
Evolutionary Oxford Economist:
Waiting For CDMA is a nice game theory illustration of two
modes of primate alpha dominance of wireless standards, both
pre-ITU and post-ITU. The proprietary master/servant
relationship of handsets/base stations illustrates the
pre-ITU, directly physical nature of dominance whereas CDMA
dominates those waiting for royalties through the uniquely
mode of symbolic stock value. Blah blah blah...
Zen:
Not waiting for CDMA is also waiting for CDMA.
Deconstructionist:
What is this slide showing us? What is its relationship to
its Evil Counterpart? What is it showing us as differance in
capacity? Is perhaps, CDMA a mirror embedded within the
royalties, reflecting the action upon itself? In a certain
way this is so, a trope, a metaphor for that reflection
which is not directly in the patents but is, rather, a trace
but not an arche-trace. Blah blah blah...
Finnish TV channel numero uno does another set of Beckett.
Ilmarinen
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