Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source
of water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He's crawling
through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a
sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers that he
has a Manischevitz wine bottle. It appears that there may be a drop or
two left in the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie
.....But this is no ordinary genie. This genie appears to be a Chasidic
Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, etc.
"Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three
wishes."
"I'm not going to trust you," says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!" "What do you have to lose? It
looks like you're a goner anyway!" The Arab thinks about this for a
minute, and decides that the genie is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The Arab finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The Arab finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
goldcoins and precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says: "I wish that no matter
where I go beautiful woman will always want me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story is: If you do business with a Jewish genie,
there's going to be a string attached |
