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Big problem for the shorts: The run is over, the volume has dried up, yet where are the sellers? The stock is going back up! How can that be, when everyone knows this is just a big fraud! No one will really squirt stuff up their noses, will they? When I get a cold, I just chug a couple bottles of Nyquil and some Jack Daniels and in 2-3 days, I'm fine. Besides, I'm a Real Man and colds are for wimps. Er, ah, did I already say that I never get colds? Not since the war, when I parachuted into Saigon and... well, anyway, no self-respecting god-fearing Commie-bashing American ever let a few sniffles slow him down. And don't give me that "colds can be serious for the elderly or those with compromised immune systems" crap, either. So what do I do about GUMM? Cover here, or risk a KIDE-like squeeze? What to do, what to do... all of a sudden I don't feel so good... Honey, pass the Rolaids and Tylenol, willya? And don't forget the Nyquil 'n Jack. Do you believe those GUMM criminals are talking about doing something with nicotine, too? Oh yeah, where the hell are my Marlboros? |
