5 Reasons Why Punxsatawney Phill's Job is Better than Clinton's:
1. Phil can't get impeached for working the Gobbler's Knob
2. Phil co-starred in a movie with Andie McDowell and Bill Murray
3. Phil competition includes such losers as: New York City's
Staten Island Chuck, Gen. Beauregard Lee of Lilburn, Georgia,
Buckeye Chuck of Marion, Ohio., and even a prairie dog,
Lander Lil, of Lander, Wyoming
4. Phil can expose himself every year, to thousands of people,
and not be held accountable.
5. Phil does not have to deliver a State of the Union address to
bump up his popularity. |
