A bar had a sign in the window advertising that they needed a
Piano Player.
A scroungy looking old guy, dressed like a bum, entered the bar
and told the bartender he was interested in the job. The bartender
wasn't too impressed with the looks, but figured, what the hell,
and pointed the old guy to the piano in the corner.
The old man sat down and started to play the most beautiful,
melodious piece of music the people in the bar had ever heard.
All talk stopped during the song, and when he stopped, they all
applauded.
"Hey, you're good," said the barkeep. "What was that?" "I call it
'Drop them panties Momma, I'm gonna do ya all night long.'"
"Interesting title," said the bartender. "Got another?"
The man broke into a foot stompin' honky-tonk piece that brought
the bar patrons to their feet, clapping along until it was finished,
at which time they again gave him a thunderous round of applause.
"You're really great! What do you call that one?" asked the bartender.
"That's a little ditty I call 'I wanna spank yer bare butt, baby,
till you scream and holler.'" He then said, "If you'll excuse me,
I'd like to use the restroom."
While he was gone, the bartender decided to offer him the job,
starting immediately.
He returned a moment or two later, and the bartender said, "If you
want the job, it's yours."
He looked down and noticed the man hadn't quite finished his trip
to the restroom...
"By the way," he asked him, "do you know your dick's hanging out for
all the world to see?"
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