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10 myths about the Internet Soaring stock prices have built huge expectations for everything dot-com. But James J. Cramer, co-founder of The Street.com, says many of the breathless claims for the Net's bright future are just plain lies
James J. Cramer Financial Post
Investment in the Internet has become a joke. There -- I said it. Having made millions of dollars investing in the Net and having spent millions of dollars building a site, I am out of the closet -- free at last -- to speak the truth about what really goes on behind the URL. The Net is the most over-hyped investment story in history.
It wasn't always like this. Three years ago, when we started TheStreet.com, our online investment journal, there was a level of skepticism that fit the notion of business. Investors recognized that e-businesses would have ups and downs and sideways moves and multiple failures and maybe -- just maybe -- a handful of successes.
The lunacy of it all still astounds me. Overnight, as dot-com after dot-com went to hideous and unreasonable premiums, a perception developed that nothing could be easier than running a Web business. This perception was quickly lapped up by the media, eager to rationalize how seemingly inept, wet and inexperienced young 'uns could suddenly be worth gazillions.
We soon began to believe that running an Internet business is an inherently profitable affair. We became insistent that a Net business, when stacked up against a bricks-and-mortar business, must always win. The principles of business simply don't apply.
The reality, of course, is far, far different. In fact, from my experiences as a founder of TheStreet.com, I can tell you that it is harder to do business on the Net than off it, and anybody who tells you otherwise is a dreamer or a fraud.
So, without further ado, let me blow away the 10 biggest myths of the Internet, with the hopes that I can save you money as an investor or a trader in Net stocks.
Myth 1: It's cheap to do business on the Web.
It is phenomenally expensive to run a fresh, continually interesting Web site. First of all, the technology itself is positively old-fashioned. To change even one line of bold type on our site requires a massive overhaul. To reconfigure pages is almost impossible. A redesign is incredibly costly and involves massive interaction with a costly host, who wants nothing to do with your changes or your people.
The good news, though, is that it used to be worse when we started. Our first design, out of date within a month, took a year to fix to our satisfaction. I could change the look and feel of the Sistine Chapel more cheaply, more quickly and more artfully than I can change the simplest aspects of our Web site.
Those who would tell you otherwise are simply hunting for a chunk of ill-gotten action themselves. They won't do it better, either. This Web thing is a cumbersome, slow, expensive product that won't get better until the phone companies, the computer companies, the Internet service providers and the network companies all get on the same page. Which could be years from now.
Myth 2: Advertising is flocking to the Web in record numbers and will be the Web's saviour.
Here is a totally false assertion. We are still at the client level when it comes to advertising, meaning almost no agency is placing ads on sites. You have to appeal directly to the client. Here it is, year three, and we are still doing missionary work. And you only get their attention if the client's grandchildren think the Web is cool. The people who run big advertising companies that are not in tech aren't even on the Web.
The Web is a personal experience, yet it is not being experienced firsthand by the current generation of people who run ad dollars. And it won't be until they die off or retire. The ad revenues are totally anómic.
And they will stay that way for one main reason: Most of the Web is free. The vast majority of advertisers don't want to appear on free sites. They don't trust them. They think the numbers are made up. They want to be in expensive publications, or productions with big barriers to entry and wealthy readers. Not Web penny-savers. They like proven high-net-worth demographics that only a paid model can deliver.
But portfolio managers and analysts think that you can make it up in eyeballs. They don't take eyeballs at the bank; they take cash. Free generates no cash from subs or ads, unless you are lucky enough to be Yahoo!. And it only works for Yahoo! because Yahoo! has won the battle over reach. All the rest of the sites have lost it already.
Myth 3: You can give away the merchandise as long as you generate enough eyeballs because one day you will monetize those eyeballs.
Here is another pack of lies. The eyeballs are meaningless in the world of business, and they will never be worth the merchandise you are giving away for virtually nothing. You will never have gross margins that rise, and the pageview can never be monetized.
So if you are giving away books for 50% below posted price, you aren't going to make it up anywhere else. You are just going to lose a fortune.
All of the e-commerce sites out there with one revenue stream -- potential advertising -- won't exist two years from now. Those who value stocks by eyeballs should go and be ophthalmologists, not stock analysts.
Myth 4: You have a clever URL, they will come.
Wrong again! People will only come if you interact with them successfully, which is an expensive and time-consuming process that requires great customer service and a level of attention to detail by senior management that most new firms just don't have. At least 30 companies have gone public this year on the strength of their catchy URLs. But this is meaningless. Nobody surfs the Web for URLs. If you want traffic, you have to buy traffic and you have to interact with that traffic one-on-one, round-the-clock, once it is in the cyberdoor.
You have to force people to notice you and go to you, and when they get there they have to be pampered and made to feel that there is someone behind the URL in order to build brand loyalty.
The companies that issued a few million shares here and there to make and keep the stock hot will burn through that cash in no time trying to service their clients.
Myth 5: Traditional advertising brings eyeballs to the Web and generates bountiful traffic.
This is totally false. I have spent more time on TV networks, cable, local access -- you name it -- pushing our site than anyone has pushed any site anywhere. But we have minute-by-minute traffic collections in TheStreet.com's database that show virtually no increase, or mere incremental increases from TV advertising and even my appearances. It just doesn't happen. People don't watch TV and work on their computer. Print is even worse. It doesn't work at all.
But Web advertising and Web promotions drive serious amounts of traffic. As Web ad prices come down, the real bargain for driving traffic will be from other Web sites. Everything else is a waste of money.
E-mail word of mouth among satisfied customers is the most effective way to build traffic, and that can only be done by offering an intensely personal customer experience most sites don't have.
Myth 6: People like to shop on the Web.
Nonsense. People love to shop in stores; they just don't want to interact with salespeople and pay sales tax. Shoppers hate the register. They love not being sold to and not waiting in line.
But as for the Web shopping experience -- forget it. It is soulless and rates on par with the home shopping experience, except for books, second-hand stuff and goods that could be ordered by catalogue and phone anyway, the advantage being you don't have to speak to a rep who knows nothing or cares nothing about you and wants you to buy more than you want to.
If you are going to give stuff away at low prices in order to capture eyeballs, you will end up losing both on the product end and the advertising end. That's why great retailers have nothing to fear from the Web, but those with reputations for shoddy service will get annihilated.
Myth 7: It costs nothing to get a site up and running.
Forget it. These days, almost no one but the richest companies can afford to staff a new large-scale Web site business. We lose a programmer, we can hardly afford to replace him. Just to hire an investor-relations professional costs us hundreds of thousands of dollars. The market for Web professionals is so thin that you have to pay fortunes to get anybody with a brain and then top that off with a hefty dollop of stock options. And once you get them, they tend not to know as much as you thought they did!
Myth 8: The Web is a reliable commercial activity.
Oh boy, is this ever wrong! The Web goes down constantly. The providers let you down constantly. Some of the greatest names, including multibillion-dollar companies that shall go nameless lest there be an exodus of customers, can't deliver the product regularly with precision.
The downtime would simply be unforgivable even if it were some remote cable access station in North Podunk, Ky.
Myth 9: Just you wait: The profitability is right around the corner.
Most companies are pushing out profitability, as we speak, to sacrifice for reach -- reach that only Yahoo! will ever have. But attempts at mass reach won't pay the bills when you get there. This is why, even though I am now just a lowly director at TheStreet.com, I focus intensely on cutting costs and saving money, because only that way will revenues ever extend to profitability.
Tell Wal-Mart about reach. Tell Home Depot. They will tell you that what matters is profitability, not reach. There is no cyberworld where reach trumps profits.
Myth 10: This is the biggest myth, as far as I can tell: People will never pay for content on the Web.
That is totally wrong. In fact, without that second revenue stream, your business will never amount to a hill of beans.
So why do people think you can't charge for stuff on the Web? I have a suspicion. The print world knows that there is not enough advertising on the Web. It knows that the Web is a superior, cheaper, more fully featured experience than print.
But it can't get the advertisers to migrate. So it puts the same stuff that people already pay for in print on the Web. And then it pronounces the Web unpayable.
Of course, no one will pay a second time for what they already pay for. But if you give them fresh stuff they can't get elsewhere, they are more than content to pay.
Other than TheStreet.com and one or two other sites, though, everything on the Web is available in print. Why pay for it a second time?
Yet every week we receive thousands of dollars in revenue from eager and willing buyers who thirst for original material on the Web and get it nowhere else. It is a very winning model.
So, what is the state of Web investing? I think it is pretty simple. If you want to know who will survive, you need only ask who has more than one potentially profitable revenue stream. If you find a Web business with just one revenue stream, that business will fail.
If you find a business that does not include interaction with people at the highest level, that will fail. And if you find a "business" that wouldn't look like a business if it were off the Web, don't be fooled. It isn't one. It never will be.
James J. Cramer is manager of a hedge fund and co-founder of TheStreet.com. He recently delivered a longer version of this text at the Goldman Sachs International Tech conference in London. |