Starbase Wins Press Release Contest.
Leading Investor Relations Spamming Company Selects Starbase the winner by a Mile
biz.yahoo.com
SANTA ANA, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Sept. 10, 2001-- Starbase Corp. (Nasdaq:SBAS), the leading provider of end-to-end collaborative products for both the development and management of content and code for enterprise and eBusiness applications, today announced that one of America's top public relations spam institutions has chosen Starbase the winner in its contest to see what company can issue the most press releses and achieve the least financial progress.
``Like other high-volume printers of mass press releases, Starbase spennds most of its time on investor impression, and not on achieving profitability," stated Lola Putrid, vice president of marketing for Investor Spamming, LLC., which sponsored the press release contest.
``Utilizing StarTeam, press releases can be pumped out at a mind-boggling pace," she added.
StarTeam's ease-of-use and integrated press release hyper-acceleration process has helped the company enhance its press release pump-out.
With more than 8 million press releases pumped out so far in 2001, fast approaching the 8.2 million pumped out for the entire year in 2000, Starbase uses enhanced remote press release capabilities and high-speed digital printers to facilitate enhanced acceleration of more press releases than ever before for their entire development team.
And this allows us here at Starbase to totally ignore profitability goals and shareholder value. After all, we don't care about that ! ( Hey do we even have profitability goals? ) |
