Typical Mother in Law
A guy was walking on the beach one day (near Pensacola perhaps?) when he finds a lamp. He picks up the lamp and rubs it and out comes a genie.
Genie says, "thank you for releasing me. For your consideration, I shall grant you any three wishes."
"Great," the guys says. "What's the catch."
"No catch" says the genie. "The only proviso is that whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets twice of."
"I can live with that," the guy says.
"Ok, first wish. I have always wanted to be rich. I wish for $10 million dollars."
"Done," says the genie, but just be aware your mother-in-law gets $20 million."
"Not a problem" says the guy.
"Next I wish for a 100' yacht."
"Ok, but the MIL gets two 100' yachts," says the genie.
"No problemo," says the guy.
Finally, the guy has one wish left. He thinks, and thinks.
Then he says to the genie...
"I wish that you shall to beat me half to death." |
