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To: tcmay who wrote (144460)9/29/2001 7:53:11 PM
From: semiconeng  Read Replies (1) of 186894
 
Following your initiative, they could report their employee headcount in "quantiemployees," to hide the layoffs.

Oh Wait..... I know...They can also report their Fab output in QuantiWafers, to show that an AMD Fab makes more wafers than an intel fab. And their wafers can have more chips on them than standard 8" wafers, because, of course their wafer size is measured in Quantiinches (or QuantiMillimeters).

Yeah... Yeah... and of course all those extra wafers can be made, because their Fab Space is measured in QuantiSquareFeet. Unless it's overseas, in which case it's QuantiCentimeters (of course).

:-)

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