Thomas, here is a friendly joke for you, that you will like.
There are three Palestinians working in the back office of the Palestinian Camel Dung Perfume Company.
The supervisor comes in and finds one of the Palestinians standing on the table with his hand in the light socket yelling "I am a light bulb, I am a light bulb!"
The supervisor tells the Palestinian to get down and leave, he is fired. The Palestinian gets down, leaves and goes back to his other job of serving McCamelDung dungburgers.
The supervisor leaves, but comes back a little later and finds another Palestinian on the table with his hand in the light socket yelling "I am a light bulb, I am a light bulb!"
The supervisor tells the Palestinian to get down and leave, he is fired. The Palestinian gets down, leaves and goes to have a dungburger at McCamelDung.
The supervisor leaves, but shortly thereafter the other Palestinian comes out of the backroom and says that he is quiting the job.
"Why are you quitting?'", asks the supervisor.
"Me no can do work with no light!", screams the hapless Palestinian. <g>
Thomas, I hope that you don't hurt your insides from laughing at this one. <g> |
