There is a steak joint in Montana that is very popular. It is owned by a very decorated vietnam vet. The restaurant is hopping because evrybody in california who has made a nickel
bought some land there. Anyway, this restaurant doesnt take reservations and evrybody has to wait in line.
One night, Ted Turner and his then wife Jane arrrive and go to the door and ask to speak to my buddy, Jim.
greets Ted Turner and Ted says.... " hello, I am Ted Turner and I would like to know how long it will be to get a table.
My buddy looks him straight in the eye, and says,,,,,,,, " for you, Mr Turner it will be about 20 mins.....
but for your wife........NEVER !!!!!!"
True story.
I ask my friend what did Ted Turner say... And he said Nothing,,, just turned around and walked off. |
