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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: sandintoes who wrote (14892)6/7/2000 8:15:00 PM
From: Edwarda1 Recommendation  Read Replies (2) of 62550
 
> >My Oath to you
> >
> >When you are sad,......I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge

> >against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad
> >
> >When you are scared,....... I will laugh at you and tease you about
> >it every chance I get
> >
> >When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could

> >be and to quit complaining.
> >
> >When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it
> >to your dumb ass.
> >
> >And when you are lost,........I will answer my cell phone and give
> >you directions.
> >
> >When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage
> >to the porcelain god.
> >
> >When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
> >
> >This is my oath.......I pledge till the end.
> >
> >Why you may ask?......Because you're my friend. And the whole reason

> >people have friends is to have fun and its not too much fun being a
> >shining beacon all the time.
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