Earth to Doug, where do you live dude? I happen to think the old cigar trick is pretty tame stuff myself, but doubt that the folks in Peoria do.
In San Francisco, there is a little parade every year (forget the exact title but it's something like "The Gay and Lesbian March"). Well, it runs down Market Street right near the Moscone Convention Center which almost invariably is having some meeting for the Orthodontists of America, or some such group, and I gotta tell you that the folks from Middle America get their minds blown [I know that is not a very cool phrase these days, but. . . ]
When the 'Dikes on Bikes' and 'Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence' cruise by on their Harley Davidsons in full nunnery habits, the boys and girls from Nebraska do back flips. I still don't know which is better to watch: the parade or the folks watching the parade. Man, we are talking one terrific hoot.
Hope you're right and Prez Bill gets off with a little censure so the frigging stock market gets at least one monkey off its back, but me worried that ma and pa are gonna freak out big time. Will say again, makes not one whit of difference to me, but if the 'pervert' word gets rocking and rolling, I wouldn't rule out impeachment just yet. And that, good friend, will be hazardous to our financial health, count on it. Best, Mike Doyle |
