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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going

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To: PatiBob who wrote (149531)8/6/2007 8:58:19 PM
From: calgal   of 225578
 
This is supersized to me!

And now for the important news ....
URL:http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0807/hamilton080607.php3

By Argus Hamilton









jewishworldreview.com | The Los Angeles Dodgers invited one hundred kids to Dodger Stadium Thursday to participate in a steroid awareness program. Maybe it did some good. The kids spent two hours lecturing the players about the dangers of using performance-enhancing drugs.



The space shuttle Endeavour liftoff slated for Tuesday was postponed by NASA Friday. They trained for months for this mission. While one of the astronauts is out on the spacewalk, the other two have just thirty minutes to cheat on him and drink his booze.



The PGA Championship is played this week at the famed Southern Hills course in Tulsa. It's an exclusive country club in a wealthy oil city inside a Red State. The one-hundred-degree heat is the only way Republicans can tell they're not in heaven.



The New York Post reported Friday that Osama bin Laden's niece Wafah bin Laden disappeared following a relative's marriage ceremony in Britain. She's considered to be a sympathetic figure by the New York newspapers. Every family has a crazy uncle.



Iraq's soccer team returned to Baghdad Friday after winning the Asian Cup. The player who kicked the winning goal said afterwards life in Iraq was better under Saddam. Thanks to Barry Bonds, sports superstars think they can get away with anything.



Mikhail Gorbachev appears in an ad for Louis Vuitton this week. He was chairman of the Soviet Union eighteen years ago when the Berlin Wall came tumbling down. The first sign that an empire is crumbling is when they let the infrastructure go to hell.



The Department of Transportation admitted Friday that thousands of bridges are in need of repair. The infrastructure is falling apart. If the terrorists really want to destroy America, all they have to do is register to vote and oppose all taxes.



The Coast Guard arrested three men off the coast of Brooklyn Thursday who were floating in a replica of a Revolutionary War submarine. The sub was lurking alongside the Queen Mary. And we laugh at Japanese veterans in Philippine caves who don't know the war is over.



Homeland Security said Friday the bridge collapse wasn't terrorism. However, the city just elected a Muslim U.S. congressman. Of all the ways that congressmen ever thought of getting money for dams and bridges, they never thought of blowing them up.



Baghdad residents suffered Thursday as water taps ran dry for the second straight day. There isn't enough power to run water purification plants. If Saddam Hussein had gotten the electric chair, he would still be enjoying the mild tingling sensation.
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