Norm,
re outsourcing the janitorial duties in the FBN Clubhouse.
I thought we were using the Negritos for that job, you know, the diminutive, frizzy-haired, forest-dwelling people we were planning to train in COBOL, JCL, etc. As VP of Human Resources, I decided that having them swab down the Clubhouse with Lysol twice a day would be good preparation for the exciting challenges they will face when they are fully trained and ready to attack the "maintenance chore of the century". Check with the chief Negrito and see who dropped the ball here.
As far as your oh-so-convenient memory loss regarding your own party, I too will be the soul of discretion. But may I suggest that, should you care to join us on Tuesday, you try not to take Jeff quite so literally every time he says "Slap me with a wet fish!" For my part, I will also make sure that the caterers do not serve the sea bass that seemed to slip into your hands like a favorite Louisville Slugger. I think it would be best for all concerned if we restrict ourselves to nothing bigger than cocktail shrimp, seafood-wise.
Kevin |
