<ring ring> Hey Mikey, I thought you told me to say there was no arbiti-arbiti-arbitration hearing on the 5th? Turns out, those evil bashers have yet again, some o' that docu-docu-documenation stuff.
“Um, sorry dude. Musta slipped my mind.”
Well, gee what do I say now?
“uh…tell 'em the AAA is just a secret arm of that boiler-room, Wellrich. And like, they umm...did this conspiracy thingie—sorta like when the US faked the moon landing back in the Seventies. Heh heh.”
Great idea, boss!
“Yeah, that's why I get paid the big bux, and you're just a…a…has-been-Pugsilist-turned-stock-crook.”
Huh?!
“Sorry. (snicker) ”
So what's the next plan?
“Heh - I've printing more shares! Soon we'll be able to wallpaper every mall in America!!”
Bark! Bark! Way to go, dude! What's that going to do to the shareholder value?
“Heh - ever hear the phrase 'Share and Share alike'?”
Oh, I get it! So I'm gonna be RICH someday!
“yeah——something like that. <snicker> ”
Hey boss, I notice you haven't paid your phone bill, and…um…you got some promoter who hasn't been paid yet either…so I was wonderi…
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