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Politics : GOPwinger Lies/Distortions/Omissions/Perversions of Truth
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To: jlallen who wrote (154319)2/9/2009 7:24:44 AM
From: TideGlider4 Recommendations  Read Replies (1) of 173976
 
A politician friend of mine told me this joke last night. He said:

A politician died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. He attempted to enter but was stopped. He was told he had to vote for heaven or hell. The politician immediately said: "I vote for Heaven!"

St. Peter told him, "No, no, no! You can't just vote! You have to become familiar with the voting issues. So you will spend a day in Hell and a day in Heaven. Then you will vote."

First day the politician went to hell. It was glorious. Everybody knew him and loved him. There were beautiful women who took care of his every need and the other men were so supportive.

The politician came back to St. Peter and said: "I vote for Hell!"

St. Peter told him: "No, you have to experience Heaven first."

So the politician went to Heaven. There were pretty clouds and nobody knew him or even spoke to him. He ate well. It was nice, but not his cup of tea. It was just boring.

He returned to St. Peter and declared: "I have experienced both Heaven and Hell and I vote for Hell!"

St. Peter said: "Very well" and the politician was immediately sent to Hell. On arrival it didn't seem the same at all. He was tortured and there were no beautiful women or supportive men. The politician immediately went to Satan and said "Hey, I visited two days ago and this place was totally different. It was full of wonder, beauty and excitement.

Satan smiled and said:

"That was the campaign, the voting is over, now get used to reality!"
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