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To: BKS who started this subject	8/1/2000 11:08:29 AM
From: Ian@SI	of 62554

20 USEFUL EXPRESSIONS FOR HIGH-STRESS DAYS 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4. Do I look like a fucking people person? 5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 6. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog. 7. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 8. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...? 9. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 10. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 11. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 15. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 16. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 17. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 18. You look like shit. Is that the style now? 19. Oh? Did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 20. If I spread you with Preparation H, would you shrink down and become less irritating!

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