>A nun was going to Chicago.
> >
> >She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight.
> >
> >She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that
> tells
> >your fortune. So, she thought to herself "I'll give it a try just to see
> >what it tells me,"
> >
> >She went over to the machine and put her nickel in, and out came a card
> >that said, "You're a nun you weigh 128lbs and you are going to Chicago,
> >Illinois."
> >
> >She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells
> >everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again.
> >
> >She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card that
> >read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs you're going to Chicago, Illinois and
> >you are going to play a fiddle."
> >
> >The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a musical
> >instrument a day in my life." She sat back down.
> >
> >From nowhere a Cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to her.
> >
> >The nun picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music.
> >
> >Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, "This is incredible.
> >I've got to try it again."
> >
> >Back to the machine. She put her nickel in and another card came out. It
> >said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs, you're going to Chicago, Illinois
> >and you're going to break wind.
> >
> >Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong; "I've never broke wind in public a
> >day in my life!"
> >
> >Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind. Stunned, she sat
> back
> >down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, "This is truly
> >unbelievable!
> >I've got to try it again."
> >
> >She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and collected the card.
> >It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs, you have fiddled and farted
> >around and missed your flight to Chicago!!!!!!"
> >
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