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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Leah Industries, Inc. (OTC-BB-LEAH)

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To: Andrew H who wrote (1565)3/12/1999 10:49:00 AM
From: Kelton  Read Replies (2) of 2153
 
Hey! In the mean time, let's make the best of it, I think those of us here believe that LEAH is going to pull out of this predicament in a big way, what do you all say?
We'll have a lot of visitors from the Stock Detective and like places that will want to come and see the "LEAH joke thread"

I'll start us off with a joke,

Today's Stock Market Report:

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was
stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow
decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the
market.
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