The Lone Ranger and Tonto go into a bar to have a beer. It is a really hot day. A cowboy comes in and asks, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger says, "That is my horse, why?" The cowboy says, "Well, you better take a look at it, I think it is about dead." The Lone Ranger and Tonto go out and sure enough, the horse is dying of thirst and heat exhaustion. They give the horse a little water and the LR says, "Tonto, would you mind running around my horse in order to stir up a breeze while I finish my beer?" Tonto says, "No Kemo Sabe, I will be glad to." The LR is finishing his beer when another cowboy comes in and asks, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The LR says, "That is my horse, what is the problem now?" The cowboy says, "You left your injun running."
- Jeff
(No, I didn't make this up) |
