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Politics : Welcome to Slider's Dugout
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From: Amelia Carhartt3/5/2009 9:15:23 AM
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A little humor. Heaven only knows we need some.

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana , and talks with an old rancher.
> He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
> drugs.'
> The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in that field over there' as he
> points out the location.
> The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of
> the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he
> removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge?
> This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No
> questions asked or answers given.
> Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
> The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
> A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA
> officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize
> bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it
> seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The officer
> is clearly terrified. The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the
> fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
> 'Your badge! Show him your badge!'
>
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