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To: Sully- who wrote (16010)	11/22/2005 7:38:11 PM
From: Sully-	of 35834

Interrogation Techniques By Scott_Adams on Current Affairs The Dilbert Blog I spend a lot of time thinking about new ways to torture terrorists. It's like a hobby. The objective is to think up a form of torture that's effective but doesn't sound so bad when the rest of the world finds out you did it. It occurred to me recently after having surgery for my deviated septum that lots of Al Qaeda members must need that same procedure. When Amnesty International finds out that we gave free medical care to prisoners, that won’t sound so bad. And yet I can tell you from my own experience that by the second day I would have given up the missile launch codes to make the pain stop. And if I didn't know the codes I would be willing to torture someone who did until I got them. For the terrorists who don't have deviated septums, we could give them spa packages that involve waxing the hair off of most of their bodies. I realize this is an overgeneralization, but terrorists seem extra hairy to me. So it would probably hurt extra much. It just occurred to me that I need a new hobby. dilbertblog.typepad.com

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