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To: Barney who wrote (16060)	9/8/2000 11:35:02 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	of 62552

Mystery Fathers The following are all replies that have been included on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: ~ Regarding the identity of the father of my twins. Child A was fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. ~ I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. ~ I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks. ~ I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. ~ I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. ~ I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by my country. Please advise. ~ [name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? ~ From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

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