An Eskimoe dog racing team participating in the Iditirod, found this leaflet during the world famous race yesterday. Some speculate that the leaflet must have been on board the war head fired by n korea towards Alaska some weeks ago.
Get yerrr tickets; get yer tickets here....(blurred by water damage)
the socialist state of nkorea urges all american leftists to get a tickets for the northern province adjacent to china. Population in this area has fallen due to government policies on birth control being so successful.
the province is ripe for settelment and socialist development...blurred again....it goes on to say;
get yer tickets lefties, we know how you feel in that big barren society called amerika. Get yer tickets lefties, its time to pick up yoour ideology and come home to where your thoughts will be valued and your labors fairly compensated.
Its time amerikan lefty, our northern province calls, cmon home where you not alone, get yer tickets before we fill up the train. Free health care, good and tasty ration..ing, mostly clean water, long days, cool nights and plenty of scenery.
Hey amerikan lefty your homeland calls, dont waste your time in amerika, come now we welcome you lefty..c'mon what are you waiting for we need your jeans.
March another week or two; then take that step to repatriate your thoughts and spirits in the spa like provinces of nkorea.
please copy this leaflet and distribute it, to
anywhere else leftists call home. |
