> > > > > > >>They passed through the Pearly Gates and were
> > > > > > >>surprised to find there were ducks
> > > > > > >>everywhere! In no time at all, Jake stepped on one.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>The duck quacked, then they all quacked, they made a
> > > > > > >>terrible racket and it just went on and on.
> > > > > > >>Pretty soon along came St. Peter with a terribly
> > > > > > >>homely woman in tow.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>"I warned you that if you broke the duck rule you'd be
> > > > > > >>punished." He chained the homely woman
> > > > > > >>to Jake and said, "You will be together forever," and
> > > > > > >>walked away.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>Sometime later, despite his best efforts, Johnny
> > > > > > >>accidentally stepped on a duck. The duck
> > > > > > >>quacked, then they all quacked and made a terrible
> > > > > > >>commotion that just went on and on.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>Sure enough, along came St. Peter with an even
> > > > > > >>homelier woman. "I warned you that if you
> > > > > > >>broke the duck rule you'd be punished." With that, he
> > > > > > >>chained the woman to Johnny and said,
> > > > > > >>"The two of you will be together for
> > > > > > >>all eternity," and walked away.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>Well, Billy Bob was very careful not to step on a
> > > > > > >>duck. One day St. Peter came along with a
> > > > > > >>drop dead gorgeous blonde. He chained her to Billy Bob
> > > > > > >>and said, "You will be together now
> > > > > > >>and forever more," and walked away.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>Billy Bob exclaimed, "Wow, I wonder what I did to
> > > > > > >>deserve this?" I don't know about you," said
> > > > > > >>the beautiful woman, "But I stepped on a duck..." |
