Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards
on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear!
Shocked by this, he hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?"
John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but
it will cost you $100."
After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She
tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and he doesn't, he
should come to her house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her
$100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left. (ed. note:
generally more detail in this part)
Bill came home about 6:00 pm. He asked his wife, "Did John come by
this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did he give you $100?"
She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did."
"Good," Bill says,"he came by the office this morning and borrowed it
from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and
pay me back."
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