This one hopped by just in time for Easter:
The Miracle Spray
A man was driving along the highway (on Easter Sunday, of course) and
saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid
hitting the
rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was
hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled
over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.
The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.
A blonde (not sure why she was blonde, but she was) woman driving down
the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.
She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."
The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the
rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw
at the two people and hopped down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two people
again, hopped down the road another 10 feet, turned, waved, and hopped
another 10 feet, turned and waved and repeated this again and again
until it was out of sight.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be
in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What
was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said:
Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave." |
