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Pastimes : Jokes

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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()3/3/1999 12:47:00 AM
From: Kitskid   of 2733
 
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Last Update: 12:03 PM ET Mar 2, 1999 Zapman
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Got a good joke we can use? E-mail it to our newsroom.

Dormitory = Dirty room

Desperation = A rope ends it

The Morse Code = Here come dots

Slot Machines = Cash lost in 'em

Animosity = Is no amity

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Snooze alarms = Alas! No more z's

Alec Guinness = Genuine class

Semolina = Is no meal

The public art galleries = Large picture halls, I bet

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Contradiction = Accord not in it

(Courtesy of a reader who loves to solve riddles.)

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