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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Allen J. Tower who wrote (16566)10/26/2000 1:34:20 PM
From: MrsNose   of 62558
 
Geez, I feel about 10 again!!! ROTFLMAO!! Haven't heard that stuff in a long time.
Although I seem to remember "the balls on a moose" must be a Canadian thing. LOL

And here's my joke:

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and
> > discovered a dead mule (jackass to the knowing) in the
> > church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear
> > to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the
> > health department.
> >
> > They said since there was no health threat that he should call
> > the sanitation department. The sanitation manager said he
> > could not pick up the mule without authorization from the
> > mayor.
> >
> > Now, the preacher knew the mayor, and was not to eager to
> > call him. The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard
> > to deal with, but the preacher called him anyway.
> >
> > The mayor did not disappoint. He immediately began to rant
> > and rave at the pastor and finally said, "Why did you call me
> > anyway? Isn't it your job to bury the dead?"
> >
> > The preacher paused for a brief prayer and asked the Lord to
> > direct his response. He was led to say, "Yes, Mayor, it is my
> > job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin
> > first!"
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