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Pastimes : CYBERIAN GULAG + other thoughts

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To: Victor Lazlo who wrote (166)3/20/1999 6:27:00 PM
From: ztect   of 193
 
Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in the Bible

Part 1: The Story of Noah and the Ark

1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do
something Really Big.

3. Don't listen to critics. Do what has to be done.

4. Build on the high ground.

5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

6. Two heads are better than one.

7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so
were the snails.

8. If you can't fight or flee--float.

9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

10. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

11. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and
complain--shovel!

12. Stay below deck during the storm.

13. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built
by professionals.

14. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

15. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than
the storm outside.

15. No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other
side.

16. DON'T MISS THE BOAT !!!
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