Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored. He sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to bartender and said, "Hey, about those Democrats in the
Congress . . . "
"Stop -- I *don't* permit talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender.
A few minutes later the gent tried again, "People say about the Pope . . . "
"No religion talk, either," the bartender cut in.
"Look, how about sex. Can I talk sex?"
"Sure."
"Then fuck you."
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A truck driver is driving down the road, when he sees a large sign that says CLOCKS. He pulls over to the side of the road, runs into the store, and whips his dick out and slams it on the counter.
Calmly, the store attendant explains, "Sorry, sir, the sign outside says CLOCKS, not COCKS."
The truck driver says, "Yea. I know - just put two hands and a face on it, and I'll be happy!"
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