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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going
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From: sandintoes11/6/2008 6:33:19 PM
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Redneck Medical Terms

a.. A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit.
b.. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
c.. A condom is a large apartment.
d.. Douche is the French word for "twelve.
e.. Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent.
f.. A diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry.
g.. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
h.. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
i.. A dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle.
j.. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
k.. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
l.. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
m.. The clitoris is a type of flower.
n.. Testacles are found on an octopus.
o.. Kotex is a radio station in Cincinnati.
p.. Benign........What you be after you be eight.
q.. Artery...... The study of paintings.
r.. Bacteria.....Back door to cafeteria.
s.. Barium........What doctors do when patients die.
t.. Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
u.. CATscan....................Searching for kitty.
v.. Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her.
w.. Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
x.. Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
y.. D & C..........................Where Washington is.
z.. Dilate......................... To live long.
aa.. Enema..........................Not a friend.
ab.. Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
ac.. Fibula..........................A small lie.
ae.. G.I. Series..................World Series of military baseball.
af.. Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
ag.. Impotent.....................Distinguished, well known.
ah.. Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
ai.. Medical Staff............A Doctor's cane.
aj.. Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
ak.. Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
al.. Node.............................I knew it.
am.. Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
an.. Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
ao.. Pelvis............................Second cousin to Elvis.
ap.. Post Operative...........A letter carrier.
aq.. Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
ar.. Rectum..........................Damn near killed him.
as.. Secretion......................Hiding something.
at.. Seizure..........................Roman emperor.
au.. Tablet............................A small table.
av.. Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
aw.. Tumor.............................More than one.
ax.. Urine..............................Opposite of you're out.
ay.. Varicose.........................Near by/close by.

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