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To: freeus who wrote (1721)	6/16/1999 9:09:00 PM
From: Uncle Frank	Read Replies (1) of 10027

* OT * >>now how to laugh my way back to skeletal health???? Freeus, I don't approve of male bashing (ouch), but in the interests of your health.... Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? They don't stop for directions. Why did God put men on earth? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in. What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. Why did God make men before women? You need a rough draft before they have a final copy. How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

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