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Pastimes : Decorate SI for the Holidays!

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To: Carolyn who wrote (173)12/6/1999 11:06:00 AM
From: bluejeans   of 1982
 
Did you recite the poem by the Christmas tree?;)

Irish Fruitcake

1 cup water 1 tsp baking soda
1 cup brown sugar 1 tsp salt
4 large eggs Lemon juice
2 cups dried fruit Nuts
1 cup sugar 1 bottle whiskey

1. Sample the whiskey to check the quality

2. Take a large bowl

3. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality

4. Pour level one cup and drink. Repeat.

5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

6. Add one tablespoo sugar, beat again.

7. Make sure the whiskey is still okay-Try another cup.

8. Now turn off the mixerer.

9. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit.

10.Mix on the turner.

11.If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a drewscriver.

12.Sample the whiskey tocheck tonsisticity.

13.Next, sift 2 cups of salt...or something else...who cares.

14.Check the whiskey.

15.Then sift the lemon juice and strain your ntts.

16.Add 1 tablespoon..of sugar or something...whatever you can find.

17.Grease the oven and turn the cake tin to 359 degrees.

18.Don't forget to beat off the turner.

19.Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whiskey and go to bed!
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